Hello, Nurse!

You might think that the whole story is told by the headline, and I suppose maybe it is. But the delight is in the details:

Former porn star Sasha Grey has denied reports of her death which appeared on social media.

The posts appeared on a group which supports Russian-backed militants in east Ukraine. They said that Grey was volunteering as a nurse and died whilst treating militants injured in fighting with the Ukrainian government.

After the posts appeared the musician and now mainstream actress issued a tweet saying that “the propaganda war has gone too far.”

The posting on the pro-militant social media group also said that Grey “was able to bring to life even to the most hopeless of cases.”

Whatever. You have to admit though that “Sasha Grey’s Anatomy” would make an awesome name for a porn flick.