Have Yourself a Snazzy Little Christmas

"Baby It's Cold Outside" isn't a song about date rape. It's a cleverly told musical version of the age-old dance of seduction, where both dancers know exactly what they're doing along the way to an almost predetermined (and happy!) ending. "Hook up culture" doesn't teach those dance steps, which leads to lots of confusion and the occasional tragedy.

But enough of that -- enjoy yourself some Esther Williams and Ricardo Montalban.