One of Our Rob Fords Is Missing!

It seems the Toronto Mayor recovered nicely from his recovery:

After announcing he was taking time off to go to rehab, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford boarded a plane to Chicago last Thursday, landed, but then turned around before officially entering the United States.

“He voluntarily withdrew his application to enter the USA,” Consul General of Canada in Chicago, Roy Norton, confirmed to The Globe and Mail in an e-mail, saying the Toronto mayor “was not denied entry, per se.”

Mr. Norton said his office was not involved and that U.S. Customs and Border Protection informed him of these limited details after the fact. He said he could not speculate on the circumstances of Mr. Ford’s abrupt departure.

My theory is that Ford was actually kidnapped by Canadian special forces. Because Ottawa knows that if we ever get Rob Ford, we’re not giving him back.

At least if I have anything to say about it.