Bless the British tabloids for keeping us abreast of domestic stories the American media would rather sweep under the rug:
They’re plastic dolls designed to resemble a cartoonishly exaggerated idea of womankind in order to show off titillating lingerie to best effect.
So it comes as no surprise that Courtney Stodden, blended in seamlessly with an array of underwear mannequins in a West Hollywood knicker shop.
The 19-year-old television personality was seen striking a pose while scantily clad in the window of the Bizzy B lingerie shop in Hollywood on Wednesday.
If she’s 19 then I’m 34.