With a tip of the hat to Andrew Johnson, watch as Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom explains his economic logic to a fry cook who has been demoted to part-time work because of ♡bamaCare!!!’s whimsical follies.
If you can’t stand to watch the whole video — I’m trying to keep breakfast down my own self — Andrew was kind enough to transcribe the relevant bit:
The president responded by urging states to increase the minimum wage. “I am working to encourage states, governors, mayors, state legislators to raise their own minimum wage,” Obama said. “Obviously, the way to reach millions of people would be for Congress to pass a new federal minimum wage law. So far, at least, we have not seen support from Republicans for such a move.”
Translation: “♡bamaCare!!! has made workers too expensive to hire full-time? Then raise the minimum wage.”
He’s a f****** genius, this guy.