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Man Killed by Giant Breasts

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A Washington state woman smothered her boyfriend with her breasts when she threw herself on top of him in a boozed-up fight in their trailer park, cops said.

Witnesses told police that they could hear the victim pleading with Donna Lange, 51, to get off of him.

He was rushed to a nearby hospital in Everett, but he could not be saved.

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