This just got forwarded to me this morning. Just a job opening, which is nice. But one of the requirements stands out like a sore thumb, and not just because of the all-caps:
National Outdoor Company looking for DYNAMIC FRONT OFFICE PERSON !!
Must be a team player !
We are looking for that Hard to find person that can do it all. AND SHOW UP FOR WORK !!
Show up for work? That needs saying? What’s wrong with us?