It's a Game the Whole Family Can Enjoy Not Playing

USA Today — in a feature that positively reeks of desperation — has a interactive map where you can discover which 16 states (plus the District of Columbia!) still give President Obama a 50% (or better!) approval rate. And the darker the color, “the higher his overall approval rating.”

So what are you waiting for? Huddle the kids around the monitor and play Where’s Obama’s Love?

You think I am making this up. I am not.