FTC is on the Warpath Again

First they came for the AT&T,

and I didn't speak out because I didn't like AT&T.

Then they came for Microsoft,

and I didn't speak out because I was a Mac guy.

Then they came for the internet service providers,

and I didn't speak out because my employer put a T1 in my house.

Then they came for Twitter,

and who the hell thinks that's a good idea???