I Watch the Sunday Shows So You Don't Have To (Drink Like I Do)

Hair of the Dog: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz rejects the Weiner, President Obama’s suckin’ on a Slurpee, and Kimberly Strassel has the dirtiest mind on all the Sunday shows. Honestly, I think I’m in love.

Bonus: It will be your pleasure to meet The Eyebrow of Total Disdain.