Coming Soon to a Very Small Screen Near Your Lap

On this week’s thrilling Hair of the Dog you’ll —

See — Nancy Pelosi put on her cheerleader outfit for Bob Schieffer!

Hear — The screams as Christiane Amanpour flees from White House!

Feel — The terror as Sarah Palin delivers a gruesome beating to Mitt Romney! And…

Taste — Is what gets thrown out the window as we reveal the terrible truth behind Weinergate!