Putting It All Together

Wow. This screencap from Drudge really says it all. Well start from the bottom and work our way up, translating each statement into ClearSpeak.™

OBAMA: DC’s ‘lightning fast’ news cycle confuses Americans…

TRANSLATION: You’re too slow to keep up with my stellar accomplishments, little voter.

BIDEN: Dems not running on administration’s accomplishments because ‘it’s just too hard to explain’…

TRANSLATION: You’re too stupid to understand what’s in a 2,500-page health care takeover that we never even read, or to understand that it’s smart to slowly parcel out “stimulus” spending after a recession has ended.

OBAMA: ‘There’s no such thing as shovel-ready projects’…

TRANSLATION: Hurr, durr, derp.


Honestly, a guy from Chicago politics doesn’t understand the bureaucratic pitfalls involved in shoveling large amounts of money at municipal governments?

And we’re the slow ones?

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