There's an App for That

It’s true — the White House has a Facebook application to help sell Nancy Pelosi’s Max Baucus’s the President’s health care overhaul. Sleuths working for Pajamas Media in secret have uncovered the original draft:

Do you have insurance? YES / WILLING TO BE BROUGHT INTO COMPLIANCE

Do you mind paying taxes? NO / NO NO NO / SOCK IT TO ME

Do you have children? NO / YES, AND THEY LOVE DEBT

Do you have a long-term condition or disability? NO / STILL WAITING FOR THAT MRI

Do you work for a small business? NO / USED TO BEFORE PUT UNDER BY TAXES

Are you a veteran? YES / NO BUT I HEAR WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THE V.A.

Are you considering changing employers at some point in the future? NO / YES, I’D LIKE TO FIND WORK

Are you in this country illegally? NO / POR FAVOR?

Are you male or female? MALE / FEMALE / RESENT CATEGORIZATION

What is your age range? 25 & UNDER / 26-59 / READY TO DIE

Submit. Submit Submit Submit.