Kneecapping the Sunday Shows

Yes, it’s time to Monday morning — er, Tuesday morning — quarterback the Sunday morning chat shows. On the all-new back-to-school edition of “Hair of the Dog,” you’ll see:

Count Floyd paying a visit to the White House.

Maxine Waters reminding us to sit down and shut up for the healthy debate.

Rudi Giuliani making Tom Brokaw his bitch.

Plus, Ted Baxter sings! Seriously, it might be our best episode yet.