Jules Crittenden compares the internet to Amazon’s Kindle 2:
It’s kind of how I feel about sailboats and 747s. Sometimes I like to feel the wind and spray. Other times I need to get across the ocean fast. This thing sounds a little more pleasant than being jammed in a can full of strangers at 30,000 feet … which now that I think of it, sounds a lot like the Internet.
I don’t know what he’s talking about. Now if you’ll get your elbow out of my tiny package of peanuts, please.