NYT Trips On It

She probably doesn’t realize it, but Julie Bosman at the New York Lying Times has stumbled upon the answer to the question many boring people are asking, “Why is Hillary losing?”.

Famous for her 16-hour days, her unflagging energy and her willingness to shout into a microphone until her voice gives out, Mrs. Clinton finds herself encountering long odds and a dwindling bank account.

That’s it! Shouting into a microphone. That’s the answer. Think about it – how often has a screamer won the presidency? People just don’t like being yelled at. Microphones can pick up whispers, there’s no good reason to yell into them.