Burn Hollywood, Burn!

Not even Aaron Sorkin, stuffed full with psychotropic mushrooms and a pharmacy’s worth of pharmaceuticals could have thought up this wild scenario:

Coming to a voting booth near you: “Trio,” the most expensive governor’s race ever, starring The Road Warrior as the Republican candidate, The Terminator as an independent, and Meathead as the Democrat.

The mind freaking boggles.

Read the whole thing to find out just what Dr. Bainbridge is talking about.