Had a martini and got inspired – this happens more often than you might think. Or less often than you think, depending on how well you know me and/or martinis.

Anyway, I’m working on this thing now, and have no clue if it will end up as yet another 800-word newspaper-column-with-sex-jokes thing, or something to sell, or another 3,000-word magnum opus.

However it turns out, I’ll let you know. In the meantime, I’m going to make a second martini and get back to work.

I’ll try to squeeze in some subpar blogging, but no promises.