"LET THE FLAMING BEGIN!"

I really, really wanted to write something scathing about President Bush’s Monkey Trial support for teaching “Intelligent Design” in American classrooms. Then I decided having a drink was far more sensible. Hell, lining up multiple shots of tequila and Scarface-worthy lines of cocaine in front of a recovering alcoholic makes more sense than ID “theory.”

While I carve another twist for another martini, why don’t you click on over to Protein Wisdom and read what Jeff Goldstein has to say?