Mea Culpa/Three and a Half Stars
Three years ago, I invented the term "pulling a Fukuyama" to explain why Roger Ebert gave "The Phantom Menace" more stars than "Attack of the Clones":
Ebert has his head so far up his ass, he can lick his own esophagus.
It looks like Roger's cranialrectalotomy was a complete success.
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