Mea Culpa/Three and a Half Stars

Three years ago, I invented the term “pulling a Fukuyama” to explain why Roger Ebert gave “The Phantom Menace” more stars than “Attack of the Clones”:

Ebert has his head so far up his ass, he can lick his own esophagus.

It looks like Roger’s cranialrectalotomy was a complete success.

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