Thief!

Hey, I thought the “50 Things” thing was my gig. That aside, John Hawkins has collected 50 reasons John Kerry shouldn’t be president.

NOTE: Actually, I don’t know if John has 50 quotes or 25. But it’s late, I’m drinking, and trying to write one of those Late Night Rambling pieces people here seem to enjoy.

ANOTHER NOTE: This LNR essay is actually looking pretty good. If it still looks as good in the sober light of morning, I’ll try to sell it rather than posting it here for free.

ONE MORE NOTE: Hey, you get what you pay for around here.