Seven Days In November

Reader Thad Overturf emails this story about the latest evil Republican scheme:

“If you think the country is polarized between liberals and conservatives now, just wait until John drops this bomb- U.S. ATTORNEY General John Ashcroft has secretly canceled the November presidential election because tens of thousands of the country’s new voting machines were made in Florida and are so clunky and unreliable that it’s going to be impossible to certify the vote.

And that means President George Bush will continue as the commander in chief for “at least another year,” says a Justice Department source, “until a Japanese firm can make us precision voting machines that work well!”

This shocking story comes to you from a source with better credibility than CBS News.