Cold Feet?

Sandy Berger didn’t just stuff his pants:

Berger and his lawyer said Monday night he knowingly removed the handwritten notes by placing them in his jacket, pants and socks. . .

I knew there was something stinky about this story.

ALTERNATE PUNCHLINE: John Edwards will no doubt claim that Berger was too poor to afford warm shoes, and was forced to stuff his socks full of paper to keep his toes from freezing.