Required Humming*

Mark Steyn gets the best mail — in this case, popular songs redone as anti-Kerry tunes.

Not impressed? Then sing along with The Girl From Ipanema:

Tall and gaunt and grim and dreary
The pol from Massachusetts goes stumping
And as he’s speaking, each one who’s listening
Goes haaaooowwuuuuhhhhhnnnn (yawn)

Now go read all of’em.

*AKA, “Move Over, Weird Al.”