The latest political story parody from The Onion:
Trying to erase the image of her husband as aloof, Teresa Heinz Kerry yesterday insisted Sen. John F. Kerry [related, bio] ``likes people'' and went so far as to say he would make a great nursery school teacher.
"He actually does feel at ease in the world,'' Heinz Kerry said.
"He likes people, in spite of whatever people might think. He'd make the best nursery school teacher in the world, bar none.''
I'm kidding, of course -- that excerpt is from a "legit" Boston Herald story.