"I Vant to be Alone"

There’s yet another teapot tempest in the strange world of Presidential elections:

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, who has called for full-disclosure of rivals’ tax returns, now faces growing pressure to release his wife’s records.

But in a Tax Day controversy, Teresa Heinz Kerry is personally determined to keep her returns out of public view — at any cost!

“This is my life, my business, not John’s,” Mrs. Kerry recently explained to a campaign staffer, a top source tells the DRUDGE REPORT. “I think it is very important to keep the privacy zone. There is a tradition of this.”

Really, unless (either) Kerry is breaking some campaign finance law — laws I’d frankly like to see repealed — then what business is her tax returns of ours?