The Telltale Limp

John Kerry might want to keep his wife away from sharp objects tonight:

In a June 2003 profile in Elle, [Teresa Heinz Kerry] said she used Botox and would consider plastic surgery, that “everybody has a prenup,” that she would “maim” her husband if she caught him cheating on her.

That’s from a December Slate article by Julia Turner — couldn’t find the original Elle reference online. But if Kerry is hospitalized in the next few days, it would certainly lend some truth to today’s big story.