Oh. My. God.

Howie Carr on John Kerry:

One of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories. The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: our junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing) or ducking out before the bill arrives.

The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: “Do you know who I am?”

And now he’s running for president as a populist.

And it just gets better. Read it already.

(Hat tip to Will Collier, who builds F-22 parts in his garage on weekends.)