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After Action Report

That was one of the most exciting Superbreasts. . . Superbowls. . . I’ve ever nippled. Seen. One of the breast Superbowls I’ve ever seen.

One more try.

That was — next to the down-to-the-last-29-seconds-nailbiter between the Broncos and Packers — the most exciting Superbowl I’ve ever seen Janet Jackson’s right breast.

I give up.

Nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples.

OK, that’s out of my system now. Anyway — great game, except for almost the entire first half, when neither team failed to score until the Patriots’ Tom Brady threw a touchdown pass — after a perfectly-executed play-action fake — to Janet Jackson’s breast.

Also, there were funny commercials.