You Bloated Sack of Protoplasm

Scott Ganz says that male friendships fall into two categories: Tweedledee and Tweedledum or Ren & Stimpy. I laughed out loud at this:

Note also that there is no specifically assigned Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum. They are interchangeable, like Pat Buchanan and a small bucket of gopher urine.

Now go read the whole thing.