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Found this on Drudge:

An Iraqi group opposed to the US presence in Iraq said yesterday that Saddam Hussein would address the country within three days.

“He is still alive. He is going to address a message to Iraqis and to the (Arab) nation within 72 hours,” the previously-unknown Iraqi Resistance and Liberation wrote in a letter published by the London-based newspaper al-Quds al-Arabi. The group said that it was not made up of “the remnants of the (ousted) Iraqi Government”.

Should US military intelligence be able to zero in on the location of the broadcast, they plan to send in Ash and his “boomstick” to finish off the undead Saddam.