Conspiracy Theory

Up Against the Wall of SoundThere is no dead body. The whole murder charge is just a cover-up for the latest in government oppression. Phil Spector was, in fact, arrested by the Fashion Police.

Oh, the charge? Fashion Code Felony 1983-14b: Attempting to look hip as an overage Boomer, with a minor count of unauthorized access to Howard Stern’s hairstylist.