Friday Funnies

Tom Paine looks at an all-Jewish Space Shuttle mission. Among the highlights:

After two days in space, the Palestinian Authority would complain to the United Nations and CNN that the Space Shuttle was actually their property and had been for hundreds of years.

The next day United Nations would pass a resolution confirming this.

Thomas Friedman would suggest that the Israelis give the Palestinians half of the Shuttle.

Every time the astronauts appeared on live television, Judge Cheshin would threaten to cut off their press conference.

But it wouldn’t matter because all of them, including Mission Control, would be talking at the same time so nobody would understand a word anyway.

You know what to do — read the whole thing.