The esteemed Juan Gato writes:

Total election coverage is planned around this fine, fine site I run later tonight. Yeah, everyone else will be doing it too, but here you’ll have that particular Gato style that you just can’t kind find anywhere else. Plus I’ll be getting drunker and drunker as the evening goes on which can always be entertaining. Will I stay on topic? Or will I have a meltdown! Tune in tonight to find out.

I can’t promise to match Juan drink-for-drink. I’ve met the man, and he’s in a different weight class than me. Also, I think — and this is very difficult to admit — that his liver is in even finer training condition. However, I can promise Juan and I might entertain you with simultaneous meltdowns.

Tune in tonight, indeed.