The Sound of One Hand Slapping

Reader Scott H. provides nine more Masturbate For Peace euphemisms:

9.”Containing Saddam”
8.”My own personal rope-a-dope”
7.”Defying the UN”
6.”Developing a biological weapon”
5.”Elevating the threat level” (optional: to purple)
4.”Visa Express”
3.”Ejecting weapons inspectors”
2.”Violating International Law”
1.”Making The Case”

I swear I