Just because I voted for Clinton in 1992 doesn’t mean I’ll watch him on TV. Man, that lip-biting routine was old before Newt Gringrich was Speaker and Larry King was still on his first transplanted heart/fifth underage wife.

Besides, Willy J will never host a talk show, no matter how much pork-scented money they waft in front of his rooting little nose — it’s too damn much honest work.