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Or Choose All of the Above

Between the Prof, the Corner, and damn near everyone else with a blog, the subject of teen sex has been pretty well exhausted over the last few days.

Naturally, this is when I have to chime in. We’ll play the Choose Your Own Punchline game again. Teen sex:

1) I’m against it. I’m rubbing against it right now.
2) I’m against it. Teen girls won’t talk to me any more.
3) My position on teen sex used to be missionary, but then I went to college.

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

NOTE: Try as I might, I just couldn’t figure out how to work in a “Joel, get off the babysitter” reference.