We Shall Surrender On the Beaches...

Steven den Beste looks at Mothers of All Battles, past and future. It’s this afternoon’s Required Reading.

See, Steven goes after things with his intellect and comes up with brilliance. But when I read that Saddam says, “We will fight (the Americans) with missiles, warplanes, marsh reeds and even stones and they will be defeated,” my answer is shorter and simpler.

Fine. You bring marsh reeds. We’re bringing the entire Third Army, fuckers.

UPDATE: I’ve finished reading the rest of USS Clueless, and I made a major mistake. This post is this afternoon’s Required Reading. Don’t miss it, please.