The War Monger With a Heart
Mac Thomason reads that the US will seek the death penalty against Zacarias Moussaoui, and asks:
Question: If you seek martyrdom by flying a plane into a building, but you’re too incompetent to do it, and later wind up getting caught, and they put you to death, do you still get the 72 virgins?
No, Mac. In that case, I think you become one of the 72 virgins.