Satire Alert. Slower Readers Move

Satire Alert. Slower Readers Move Along to the Next Post
It has come to VodkaPundit’s attention that he’s been left out of a blogosphere debate regarding the ages at which one may legally drive, vote, join the Army, and drink.

Now look here, if we make all those legal limits the same age — say, 18 — then we’ll have our young people suddenly driving drunk from the ballot box to go start wars. This is the same reason we have laws against having sex with dangerous animals. Repeal those, and suddenly half the male population is going sans trou at the zoo.

And if you think I’m being alarmist and silly, then you’re probably onto something.