Drunken Teenage Sluts Part II

Drunken Teenage Sluts Part II
DailyPundit brought to my attention that the study I quoted earlier claiming that 25% of all booze in this country is consumed by teenagers, is woefully incorrect. The actual figure, according to the New York Times, is under 12%.

Three things:

1) The initial figure was probably accurate from 1982-1989. VodkaPundit was born in 1969 — you do the math.
2) The initial figure will probably be correct again within a few months of the onset my midlife crisis.
3) Even if neither of the above two items come true, a man can still dream, can’t he?