Today's Lab Assignment: Turn Your

Today’s Lab Assignment: Turn Your Head and Cough
UC Berkeley has suspended an entire male sexuality class after the professor allegedly had sex on stage and started an after-school orgy as some sort of extracurricular activity.

First off, we should not be surprised this happened in Berkeley. In fact, I’m a bit amazed that the home of the Naked Guy didn’t see this one happening (you thought I was going to say “coming”) a long time ago.

Secondly, why the hell does anyone bother teaching male sexuality? We men are simple creatures: Apply friction, repeat until sticky. Really, anything more is just to impress the ladies — so that they’ll help us with the friction part.

Class dismissed.

NOTE: It took great strength of will not to make a “crack their books” joke.