In a Related Story, Rocket Scientists Build Giant Flaming Phallic Symbols

Beauty of Gray (a favorite of mine) links to this story from the SFGate. Aquatic researchers in Britain, trying to, ah, inspire celebate sharks to breed, are… I can’t type this with the straight face.

The scientists are playing Barry White albums at the damn fish.

And now I’ve got this eerie medley going on in my head. It starts with John Williams’ famous “Jaws” theme (duhdum, duuuhdum dudumdudumdudum) and then smoothly segues into “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love.” Someone please, please shoot me.