Brian Boitano -- the Mike

Brian Boitano — the Mike Tyson of the Skating World
Michael Wilbon, one of the smarter guys opining on the sports scene these days, has this to say about the Figure Skatingization of the Winter Olympics.

Wilbon in right — skating is just like boxing, only without all the sweat and ear-biting. Although I hear a lot of both goes on backstage.