CLEVELAND, OH — The Republican National Convention has featured a vast array of attendees, delegates, protesters, and police, but the merchandise on sale proved just as surprising. The face of Donald Trump — now officially the Republican presidential nominee — was everywhere, as was his signature toupee natural hairdo.
Below, you’ll find PJ Media’s list of the 20 zaniest pieces of tremendous Trumpian treasure. Enjoy, but read with caution!
17. The Donald Trump bobblehead.
A display of Donald Trump bobbleheads at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
No presidential candidate is complete without a bobblehead miniature. You couldn’t walk to the Quicken Loans Arena without seeing this huge sign.
16. The Trump carnival t-shirt?
Donald Trump rebel shirt at the Republican National Convention, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
I know, I know, they’re going for an Old West “rebel” style, but it looks more like a carnival shirt to me.
15. It’s a one-hit KO!
Donald Trump knock-out Hillary Clinton t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Next Page: Donald Trump is strong like a lion … or maybe he’s America’s Aslan?
14. The “Donald Trump is Aslan” PAC
Campaign button with a lion. Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
This campaign button immediately brings to mind the hero from The Chronicles of Narnia, the giant golden lion Aslan who signifies Jesus Christ. Do the makers of this button think Trump is our savior?
13. VOTE DONALD!
Donald Duck Trump Button, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
12. Trump Pence, the original version.
The original Trump Pence logo, which was abandoned after Twitter outrage, on a button. Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
You changed the logo? I don’t care a Trumppence.
11. Trump Rocks.
Trump rocks with Abraham Lincoln t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
So Honest Abe is stuck with the drums? That’s cool, I guess…
Next Page: Iron Man Trump?
10. THE INVINCIBLE IRON TRUMP
Trump Iron Man t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Because The Donald would definitely sign the Slovakia Accords and submit to superhero registration, right?
9. Make Captain America great again!
Captain America Trump T-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
I guess not…
8. Rosie the Riveter will build the wall!
Rosie the Riveter build the wall t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
This one is actually rather inventive — I like the Rosie the Riveter meme applied to The Donald’s signature project, as it gives it a bit more legitimacy.
7. Get on the Trump Train!
Trump Train t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Next Page: The cruder stuff.
6. Hillary sucks, but not like Monica!
Vulgar Hillary sucks t-shirt, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Ugh, I wish I didn’t see what you did there.
5. This is The Donald.
Donald Effing Trump, campaign button. Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Yeah, he sure is giving some people the bird.
4. This is very clever, though.
Black Lives Matter style button attacking Clinton, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
Next Page: Trump’s version of the Bernie Sanders’ slogan is surprisingly good, check it out!
3. Trump’s presidential seal?
T-shirt with Donald Trump’s presidential seal… Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
That’s a bit premature, I’d think.
2. The GOP gets a Donald Toupee!
Trump toupee GOP button, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
What a perfect symbol of what The Donald does to the Republican Party…
1. Feel the Wall.
Feel the Wall Campaign Button, Photo Credit: Tyler O’Neil, PJ Media
I love this one, because it twists the popular Sanders slogan on its head.
Let me know which was your favorite in the comments below!
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