The PJ Tatler

Hillary Decries High Cost of College While Selling 'Back to School' $40 iPhone Case

Hillary Clinton says she doesn’t want the next generation to be bled dry by their student loans, but her campaign is taking a different approach with their back-to-school collection at the Hillary store.

The new items on the page included in her back-to-school tweet include a $55 polo shirt — plain navy blue with her “H”-arrow campaign logo (you can get a Ralph Lauren polo for less). The environmentally-friendly plastic drink tumbler will set you back $20.

Her iPhone case is an astounding $40 — you can get Marc Jacobs iPhone cases at Bloomingdales for less.

And never mind the $65 backpack:

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And so everyone can chuckle about her eons-ago baking cookies comment:

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But since some college students won’t be doing any baking unless there’s a special plant in the brownie mix, Hillary offers everything to make your rager complete — the difference being that the Party Pack has no clothes:

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And she’s also ready for tailgate season:

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And that spatula warrants a Weird Al flashback: