Hillary Decries High Cost of College While Selling 'Back to School' $40 iPhone Case

Back to school game strong. Shop the new collection: http://t.co/YFbJHEDe7i pic.twitter.com/QL3nUO84dT

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 18, 2015

Hillary Clinton says she doesn’t want the next generation to be bled dry by their student loans, but her campaign is taking a different approach with their back-to-school collection at the Hillary store.

The new items on the page included in her back-to-school tweet include a $55 polo shirt — plain navy blue with her “H”-arrow campaign logo (you can get a Ralph Lauren polo for less). The environmentally-friendly plastic drink tumbler will set you back $20.

Her iPhone case is an astounding $40 — you can get Marc Jacobs iPhone cases at Bloomingdales for less.

And never mind the $65 backpack:

And so everyone can chuckle about her eons-ago baking cookies comment:

But since some college students won’t be doing any baking unless there’s a special plant in the brownie mix, Hillary offers everything to make your rager complete — the difference being that the Party Pack has no clothes:

And she’s also ready for tailgate season:

And that spatula warrants a Weird Al flashback: