Well, not exactly but close.
It looks like we have a new member for the ever-expanding “things that are bad for you club” and that member is the “skinny jean.” If you don’t know what “skinny jeans” are, here is an example:
They are skinny and they are jeans. Hipsters like to wear them.
Doctors in Australia have reported a new casualty of the dangerous fashion item: “a 35-year-old woman was hospitalized for four days after experiencing muscle damage, swelling, and nerve blockages in her legs after squatting for several hours while wearing tight-fitting denims.”
“We were surprised that this patient had such severe damage to her nerves and muscles,” said Dr. Thomas Kimber of the Royal Adelaide Hospital in Australia in an email.
According to the Associated Press, the unidentified jean victim “spent most of the previous day helping someone move, squatting for long periods while emptying cupboards. Clad in skinny jeans, the woman said they felt increasingly tight and her feet were numb as she walked home, making her trip and fall. Unable to get up, she spent several hours stranded outside before getting to the hospital. Kimber and colleagues published a report about the case online Monday in the Journal of Neurology, Neurosurgery and Psychiatry.”
This instance of skinny jean damage seems to be particularly severe: “tight jeans have previously been reported to cause nerve lesions in the groin but not the kind of nerve problems in the lower leg and severe muscle damage they saw. He [Kimber] said squatting compressed the nerves in the lower leg, reducing the blood supply to the calf muscles and that the skinny jeans worsened the problem.”
The patient was treated for four days (after having her jeans cut off her body) and still had some weakness in her legs when she left the hospital, presumably in yoga pants.
“I think it’s the non-stretchy nature of jeans that might be the problem,” Kimber said, noting that tight pants with more elasticity wouldn’t be as dangerous since they wouldn’t squeeze nerves and muscles. He doesn’t wear skinny jeans himself, but not because of the medical risks: “I’m too old to get away with them!”
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