The PJ Tatler

How Wacky Are Your Democrat Friends? A Handy Test

Hard to believe any sane person can take the Democrats seriously, other than as a criminal organization masquerading as a political party. But, incredibly, some folks actually do. Time to gauge just how crazy your pals are, as the Washington Post‘s Ed Rogers writes:

Yesterday, in a somewhat useful exercise, my Democratic friend and sometimes sparring partner Carter Eskew compiled a “Republican Nutcase Check List” for Republican presidential candidates to take. (If you want to see how you’d rank, you can take that survey here.) With his quiz as motivation, and in the same spirit, I wrote a corresponding checklist for Democrats in general, given that their presidential candidate bench is so weak.

In order to slant his test and present Republicans as Democrats want them to be, Carter had to scour some remote corners of the country in search of narrow positions and specific incidents. Here, I’ll stick pretty close to what passes for “mainstream” Democratic positions in our nation’s capital. This is called the Democratic Whackjob Survey, and I propose that all Democrats take it. There are eight questions and the answers will be tallied to give you a score on the whack-o-meter. And yes, all of these are based on well-known Democratic positions . . .

Be sure to click on the link above to take the test. Questions are typical Democrat positions on baby-murder, the “global warming” hoax, the necessity of raising taxes just because, President Obama’s genius, and even the ineffable Debbie Wasserman Schultz, one of the Democrats’ principal Faces of Death.

Just for laughs, you can take the GOP nutball survey here. Warning: it’s the usual hate-America first and imminent theocracy nonsense.