The PJ Tatler

Here's Why Hillary and Romney Lead 2016 Poll...

How is it possible that the latest CNN/ORC International poll shows that Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney lead the presidential packs in their respective political parties?

The short answer is because Rihanna and Chris Pratt have not (yet) announced their candidacies.

If the latter two names sounded only vaguely familiar to you, then you have the same reaction to them as normal people do to the names of politicians who want to be president.

Political geeks are societal freaks.

Which of the following does not seem likely to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016:

1. Rand Paul
2. Ted Cruz
3. Chris Christie
4. Jeb Bush
5. John Carson
6. Scott Walker
7. Rick Perry

Which ones on that list are U.S. senators and which are state governors? Sort them from most conservative to least conservative. Name their home states.

Chances are, you did all of that with near perfect accuracy.

Freak.

We political geeks chuckle at videos of people who can’t name a single U.S. senator or a Supreme Court justice, or who want to ban dihydrogen monoxide. But then we see a poll that says Romney and Hillary lead the 2016 White House race, and we act like it means something.

Click to the next page to see who is most likely to be our next president…
(The safe money is on Chris Pratt as our 45th president.)

Chris Pratt for President 2016